You know you were raised by hippies when...

*The theme music of your childhood consists of Bob Marley and the Grateful Dead.
*You were brought home from the midwives in a Volkswagen Bug with no front passenger seat.
*Your parents told you that it is okay to experiment with drugs, just be safe and smart.
*You rebelled by joining the D.A.R.E. project at school instead of going out and partying.

Ahhhh, the story of my life, LOL!

....you took baths in the creek behind your cabin
....you didnt wear clothes till you were about 12
....taking a trip into 'town' was a huge affair
....your idea of a snack was to sit in the garden and munch green beans etc off the plant/vine
....your yard was the entire national forest, which was off limits during hunting season (unless you play covered head to toe in Orange)lol.

okay, this probably isn't a funny answer. but i'd say when you watched all your parents' friends' marriages crumbling cuz they were all so cool with their open marriages and it felt incredibly unstable and upsetting and now when your friends tell you with a naughty or proud glimmer in their eye that they are poly you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up. and when you feel sorry for the kids being shlepped to farms and half cared for because you remember sitting out with the dogs in fields and feeling more pathos in the dogs than in the stoned humans.

...your baby pictures are of you in the middle of the backyard "herb" plants.

*your mothers' boyfriend referred to certain paraphernalia as a 'lamp'
*your mothers' earlier boyfriend ran an organic saurkraut business from the back of a volvo
*you attended gatherings i.e. Rainbow & Reggae on the River
*Astrological aspects are used as the reason why you can't go riding around in your high school friends' car

* You went to Summer Camp where the co-administrator/head counsler was Wavy Gravy (Camp WinnaRainbow) up in the redwoods of Mendacino County. Swimming was going to the river where 1/2 the people there were nekid. I went for 4 years at 7,8, 9 & 10.

* It was still ok to walk to school on your own on a major street when you were in 1st -6th grades in major city's (Los Angeles & San Francisco).

* Some of your mom's best friends were her pot buyers... how else was she going to be able to afford to be a stay at home mom.

* The most stoned you've ever been in your life was at 12 eating a "magic cookie" and going with mom and a friend to the Grateful Dead concert.

* You got lucky with your name thank goodness but your brother... not so much... his first name is a synonym for Shit (really my brother's birth name is Pooo Bear after Winne the Pooh).

* Your parents were entreprenuers and one of the failed businesses was candles rolled in green hay like stuff intended to resemble pot stems, seeds, and leaves. The business failed because of the highly flamableness of the hay and almost burning down the house.

I got more but this is all I can think of for now (and yes they are all real).